Certainly Not a Love Poem

I wish that this was easier,
for me to pass along.
Remember when I said I loved you?
Turns out that I was wrong.

I used to like to hear your laugh,
and how you said my name.
I suppose that this was all before,
I found out you're insane.

I hate the way you chew your food,
especially how you whine.
I suppose I should have seen this coming,
but false love is still blind.

I don't want you to take this wrong.
And please don't be offended.
But as for our relationship,
well, baby, it just ended.