Ive outgrown my love of cocaine and doobies
but Ive not grown out of my love of boobies
When I was young their what fed me
now that I am older Oh! the places they have led me!
Perky or hanging, its all good to me
my ideal ample bossum? 38DD
Im in love with boobs right from the start
after all their my second favorite ladys body part
Heres something you may find rather queer
I would love to be rencarnated as a busty womans brassiere.
Clevage is something I find mighty fine
to put a smile on my face? a plunging neckline.
A lady with nice guns is what I am needing
I still have the desire for a little breastfeeding.
Im all for this new sensation
breast enlargement augumentation.
I miss my ex-girlfriends Ta-Tas my lonely self to blame
I can caress my man boobs but it isnt the same.
My love of breasts has made women gasp
their amazed at how fast I can undo a bra clasp(backwards)
Lately theres something gives me a fit
insidious cancers attacking our tits.
So listen up ladies please get a mammogram
I offer my services to do your self exam.
Its a sad thing that jugs are under attack
what type of evil would harm a nice rack?
In a perfect world with all its fairness
everyone would practice breast health awareness
Men dont sit there like a chump
gently fondle those breasts while checking for lumps.
This malady I find so hard to absorb
hip-hip hooray for those beautiful orbs.
Men switch off baseball, football or soccer on the tube
get to inspecting all those knockers and boobs.
-Santacruz-
Breastessess are the bestessess
(spoken with a lisp)
