Love with Animals' sounds (SONNET)

Just like a Dog, I soberly bark,
'cos I can't always cling to her back.
Just like an Elephant, I loudly trumpet,
'cos her love taste better than crumpet.
Just like a Lion, I happily roar,
'cos her love for me will endlessly soar.
Just like a Snake, I nauseously hiss,
'cos I know rumors about her are out of diss.
Just like a Cat, I affectionately mew,
'cos I know our love will forever be new.
Just like a Cow, I often amazingly moo,
'cos I evidently have the best boo.
Above all as human, you remain my blood's efferent,
'cos she is a woman whom among others is different.

I love you my boo
...Honourable Kay!