I really loved this poem. The witty statements had me laughing from the get go.

HAHA - Love this one Michael - really cheered me up. Lovely flow, too

Love this! Nice to see some humour, two minor things, in the title, should it rather not be "marriage" and also "guest" perhaps "guessed"? Other than it, so so much fun (specially being an unmarried women hehe)

Haha, indeed it is. Funny stuff!