haha yes! I love it! That is like the story of every guy i've ever dated, but you forgot one, "Don't go looking for love handles, and then call tehm cute" I dont even have them, he just pinched as much skin as he could, sun of a...

LOL funny

Why is this not published in a book for the benefit of the entire male species? LoL still LMAO great one thanks for sharing

it was funny but i don't agree with it. If the girl is looking for a real relationship then she needs to give to and not expect this guy to throw out his opnions (which makes him who he is) and say whatever you like because you are insecure. I like systems in a car, i am actually trying to get one. I would never ask a guy if i am fat. I would love to join my boyfriend and go to a an event he likes. There are two sides to the relatiosnhip this just makes girls look stuck up and more of a reason for a guy to not want to do this things.

I know this is in a way is meant as a joke. It is funny but it is nothing i would give to a guy and expect hime to follow it. JUst wanted to give my two cents

this is the shit rihgt here....lmao!!!

LOL, I think I've been told and learnt bits and pieces of that from all my friends ;) lol, thanks for sharing that with us.

LMao! This is soo true its almost scary! haha keep posting u rock! \m/

hhmm....i think im going to give this to my boyfriend...lol

damn I am starting to that a lot of women actually are that cold and stright forward about things. I am meeting a lot fo women who say things that. But they ahve a point we guys are dirty and nasty and have bad manners at the exact wrong time.

Whahaha, Very funny and true.. =P

I liked it, pretty funny and it's true lol:)

hahahaha

lol,,thats funny,yet so so true,keep writng,lol

Hillarious ;)

Oh how true!!!

thats was awsomeee i loved itt:D lmao
always smile
peaceeeeee

Ohhhh...that is funny, and so true.LOL!=)

AWESOME!!! YOU GO!!!!! I totally laughed my butt off!! lol

I wish my boyfriend could read these!! haha