Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart, and strong
And not afraid to admit when hes wrong
One who thinks before he speaks
And when he says he'll call doesn't wait six weeks
I pray that hes gainfully employed
And wont lose his cool when he's annoyed
One who pulls out my chair and opens the door
And massages my shoulders and begs to do more
Oh, send me a man who will make love to mind
And knows what to say when I ask, *How fat is my behind?*
One who'll make love till my body's a-twitching
And bring ME something when he goes to the kitchen
A man who will love me for days without end
And never compare me to his old girlfriend
Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait
For I know you will send him before its too late
