Mikey vs. Johnny

Johnny stinks
Mikey doesn't
Johnny creeps
Mikey doesn't
Johnny smells
Mikey doesn't
Johnny doesn't have his own clothes
Mikey does
Johnny doesn't have a bedroom
Mikey does
Johnny is poor
Mikey isn't
Johnny is a w***e
Mikey isn't
Johnny likes Dana
Mikey doesn't
Johnny is a lier
Mikey isn't
Johnny is a fagget
Mikey isn't
Johnny shaves his armpits
Mikey doesn't
Johnny shaves his legs
Mikey doesn't
Johnny doesn't have balls
Mikey does (not that I really know)
Johnny never calls
Mikey does (sort of)
Johnny never really loved Julie
Mikey did