Mikey vs. Johnny

by Sexy   Jan 1, 2005


Johnny stinks
Mikey doesn't
Johnny creeps
Mikey doesn't
Johnny smells
Mikey doesn't
Johnny doesn't have his own clothes
Mikey does
Johnny doesn't have a bedroom
Mikey does
Johnny is poor
Mikey isn't
Johnny is a w***e
Mikey isn't
Johnny likes Dana
Mikey doesn't
Johnny is a lier
Mikey isn't
Johnny is a fagget
Mikey isn't
Johnny shaves his armpits
Mikey doesn't
Johnny shaves his legs
Mikey doesn't
Johnny doesn't have balls
Mikey does (not that I really know)
Johnny never calls
Mikey does (sort of)
Johnny never really loved Julie
Mikey did

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  • 19 years ago

    by Cara

    Um no..poopie

  • 20 years ago

    by Jewelz

    hey stuped juju here got to go

  • 20 years ago

    by Sexy

    lol what does that mean??

  • 20 years ago

    by Eddie

    haha the poem wasn't funny but all the comments are. haha pinche gavachos.

  • 20 years ago

    by Sexy

    lol no hes not gay i just dont like him but all that stuff about him is true

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