Rob

I know this poem used to be called "Josh" but I think it fits Rob's description better! :)

I'm led here on the sofa,
You're runnin' through my mind,
You are the sweetest boyfriend,
A girl could ever find

You're funny, fit and sexy,
And this you know is true,
One day boy I wanna come and,
Make sweet love to you

When you said "yes"
When I asked you out,
I couldn't believe my luck,
Coz before that time believe me,
My god damn love life sucked

My last boyfriend was a tosser,
From him you're much improved,
I used to attract idiots,
But the curse has been removed

You're evil in a good way,
And strange but sexy too,
There's no other way to say it,
Baby I love you