A Valentine's Rant

Why is Valentine's such a big deal?
It ticks me off, so this is how I feel.

Forget the dumb roses
and screw all the candy.
Don't make me hurl
by acting all dandy.

All this cute stuff;
it's really quite stupid.
Especially since we call a diapered man Cupid.

Silly grins plastered on everyone's face,
Why is it that all is either pinkish or lace?

The cheap sweethearts
always taste crappy.
The words *be mine*
are disgustingly sappy.

I'm done with this rant
as you can see.
So in final parting,
Cupid can bite me!!!!!!