My little Zoe

***I wrote that poem for my bestfriend Zoe on her 14th birthday...It's really really stupid...but oh well...***

My little Zoe,
My little beauty queen !
I’m so happy I could pee,
Cuz you’re turning fourteen !

I decided to write a poem
Just like you did !
And anyway, nothing can reach my boredom
Dude ! I’m just a kid !

Should we eat an omelet
Instead of a birthday cake ?
No, It will make you vomit
Then how about a steak ?

God, you’re difficult !
Your giving me a headache !
Your acting like an adult !
We’ll just stick to the cake...

Now the colour of the candle
How about nice, beatiful, yellow ?
No...Then purple ?
I’ll order some from Bordeaux.

Chocolate or vanilla ?
Personally, I prefer chocolate
I’ll go buy one in Florida
With a really cool bracelet.

Now this is getting random
But really, who cares ?
That poem is really awesome
Just unlike nightmares.

I hope you’re gonna like
The present I got you
I got you a beautiful bike !
Wait...Did I just tell you ?

Actually, no
It’s not a bike
Oh ! Outside the window
Is the guy that you like !

I wanted to tell you
That you don’t need a boyfriend.
Yeah ! It’s true !
(Except when your lovestory doesn’t end.)

It’s true you’re beautiful
But you’re a free woman now !
Duh. It’s wonderful !
Let’s all to you bow.

Actually let’s not
The ground is dirty
I would if you were Slipknot
But you arn't, sorry...

I just looked in the mirror
I look like a zombie
I’m dead tired, sir
And my face is creepy.

I’m getting carried away
I will stop this poem next verse
It’s ending ! Hurray !
Did you know my grandmother was a nurse ?

I’m gonna end this poem
It’s getting kinda late.
Wow ! It’s 1 am !
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