MY DEATH

A simple smirk in my face
and a twinkle in my eye
while I think of a perfect way
that I shall die
Just when I'm alone
when no one around
everything oh-so silent
you can hear a pin drop
walk in the bathroom
clutching my shiny blade
plug in in my handy dryer
the adrenaline inside of me takes over
I just go in the filled tub
slit my arms
not once
not twice
not even three times
blood's running
and smirk still on my face
when I grab the dryer
OOPS...I accidentally dropped it
and it's the end.....................