You've Got A Friend When...

You've Got A Friend When...
She offers to kill your ex,
Then Says she'll plead insane thanks to her therapist appointments.

You've got a friend when...
She tells you to call at 2 am even though she cant speak thanks to that horrible tonsle removal.

You've got a friend when...
Your boyfriend totally ditches you, and she's more mad then you are.

You've Got A Friend When...
She pretty much runs a background check on all the guys you've dated.

You've Got A Friend When...
You look over to your right and you can see yourself growing old together and your children being just as good of friends as you are.