The creation of a pussy

by allie   Jun 14, 2005


*****THE CREATION OF A PUSSY*****
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
then lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as h*ll,
threw in a fish,
and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
holy as can be,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and f**ked it,
and called it a c*nt.

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  • 5 months ago

    by Connie Hill

    LMAO!! I was 13 when I first read this in Middle School. I'm now 53!

  • 1 year ago

    by Era

    Loved it

  • 5 years ago

    by Tresa Mccormick

    I loved it!

  • 6 years ago

    by Breanne Benson

    I remember reading a hard copy of this poem before there was the world wide web back in 1987.

    • 4 years ago

      by Kelly Thornell

      Yeah, the first time I heard this poem was back in 85... except it was called The Invention of the Pussy..

    • 3 months ago

      by finnegan williams

      yes i am not sure why there is an author credit for it. i think it is one of those popular cliche urban legend types of pieces that has been around for a bit with really no known author.

  • 15 years ago

    by PoetryKnight

    This was a funny one, lol. 5/5 in my book