Rhyme Time (NOT FREAKING SLANG)

Cassie wanted me to make her a rhyme
I told her it would take some time
I really, really want a lime

The purple ducks are coming for me
Please tell me, how can this be?
I went sailing on the sea.

Thomas is playing baseball
While his girlfriend is playing softball
Can we go to the mall?

Crystal said I can not show you this until it is done
Writing this is so much fun
The blue foxes are coming, RUN!!!!

I really like the color green
It makes everyone look so lean
The black duck is really mean

I got really sick last night
After me and Thomas got in a fight
Do you want to fly a kite

Landan needs to go around
Or else hes out of bounds
Look at what I found!

Rassi is going to slap him in the butt
Cuz he did not make the cut
Rassi has a peanut

You better start laughing now
Or else I am going to have a cow
Does anyone have a plow?

I feel like having ice cream
But it is only just a dream
I want to be on Thomas team!

Duh, I am Thomas sister
Your a stupid, stupid mister
I think I have a blister

Well, Cassie, this is your rhyme
Now you owe me a flipping dime
Please, tell me, What is the time?

*****This poem is dedicated to my friend Cassie. And it is not supposed to make sense!*****