The word on the street is that you want a Hero,
Someone that is worth it, not a total zero.
There are all types of heroes; slow or fast,
Or do you like warlocks and wizards and the spells that they cast?
What about that hero, The Flash?
His special power is running very, very fast.
He can move faster than lightning,
But my powers can provide something more exciting.
How about Batman, the caped crusader?
He can’t jump high or fly; he’d have 2 use an elevator.
You may have your guard up, but I’m strong enough to penetrate,
My kisses are powerful enough to make you levitate.
Maybe you like Spider-Man, he’s always swinging from rooftops,
Webbing around New York, fighting the flip-flops.
You’ve seen the movies, you know he can’t commit.
I’d always be there, and I’m always legit.
Maybe it’s Wolverine from the X-Men,
A Canadian always with a cigar in his mouth…
I don’t smoke and rarely drink,
And I’m the best hero from down south.
Oh I get it, you like Superman, the Man of Steel
He’s strong and he can fly, don’t even need a steering wheel.
His weakness is Kryptonite,
My weakness is not talking 2 you at night.
Of the 5 that I named, they are all fake,
Even if they were real, they couldn’t take you out on a date.
They’d be 2 busy saving the world or rescuing a dog, and would probably be late.
Being with this hero can seal your fate
Always on call for you, I’d never hesitate.
While they are out saving the world,
And searching for a clue
The only thing I’d be saving and searching for is you.
