When A Guy

*When a GUY is quiet, one thought is running through his mind

*When a GUY is not arguing, hes either watching sports or sleeping

*When a GUY looks at you with question in his eyes, hes wondering how he really feels about you

*When a GUY says "I'm Fine" he really means "she means everything to me, I'm about to lose my girl, What do i do?"

*When a GUY stares at you hes wondering if your feelings are real

*When a GUY wants to see you everyday he really likes you or really likes whats in your jeans

*When a GUY says "I LOVE YOU" hes really saying "I LOVE THE SEX"

*When a GUY says "I MISS YOU" hes really saying "I MISS THE WAY I ALWAYS FIND MYSELF IN YOUR JEANS"

Rewritten By A GUY: Jason L. Holt