Practical Application

Hes teching her arithmetic,
he said it was his mission.
He kissed her once , he kissed her twice and said " thats addition"
As he added smack by smack,
In silent satisfaction
she sweetly gave the kisses back and said
" Now thats subtraction"

then he kissed her, she kissed him
without an explanation,
and both together smiled and said
"thats multiplication"
Then Dad appeared upon the scene and,
Made a quick decision,
He kicked that kid 3 blocks away and said " THATS LONG DIVISION!"