The plan

I eat some fish, then pretend im allergic to fish, I go to hospital and while in hospital befriend a black rapper, this black rapper then eats a fish and it turns out he is allergic to fish and dies
Then we hold a funeral for him, and while at the funeral, befriend his gospel singing mother, who turns out to be Cullens father, then with this information we blackmail Millie into sleeping with Ele. When this occurs there will be two reactions Cullen will be mad and Tarquin will be happy. We then have Cullen punch Tarquin draining Tarquins happiness for good
We then bottle this happiness and use it to resurrect Elvis and Freddie mercury
They will then release hit single called so come and rectify France
The of the first letter spell scarf, which will subliminally tell the pope to start a war of Christians against salmon. When this is over only Christians will exist due to intensive fleeing to mars. This will result in god killing all Christians 2 years after the crime
we then have 2 years to convince beano to become a Christian, this will be done by making him eat fish, which he isnt allergic to but thinks he is, he will then believe it a miracle and become a Christian, during the period before annihilation and Christianity Becky will repeatedly poke beano with a stick forcing him to become a more devout Christian thus forcing him to spontaneously combust we then enter his house and take the scarf