Oh to be young (and in shorts)

Oh to be young and in shorts
Disrespectful people only wear them while doing sports
But back when i was young and in shorts
The best kind were japanise imports

And some people who wore shorts went commando
they got embarrassed when it did expando
and then they were laughed at
and they would look like prats

but others dont like that much freedom down there
it made them tingle in there giblets and stuff
on there giblets they could feel the air
and it felt bad when the air was rough

and so i conclude where i started again
oh to be young and in shorts