Cavity Search

Sometimes,
I wish I could pin down the hands of time and knock some since into her ass
All gentlemen, don\'t get me wrong; I\'d never put my hands on you sista but sista you be wild\'n yo!
Back then shorty, you use to be the water in my canteen when life had me trapped in the desert, yo
But many times you haved acted cocky and many times you made my cock feel left out
And just like a snake movin across ground; It ain\'t to hard to find a warm hole to call home
Some of you ladies readin need to check yourselves and get a cavity search!

It\'s been to many damn years I been writin s### geared to the males to get right
But in this chapter of my next year of life I\'mA try to point a huge percentage of you ladies in the right direction
Find you a fella to call papi and treat him like a man instead of a game of monopoly
Almost 68% of women need to be treated once a day up in the clinic, and I ain\'t talkin about for pregnancy
or checked up for sexual aid
Please! I\'m talkin about for them faces some hold on they body like dice

Now be honest ladies.....
How many of you let that good man go? And got let with that only wanted to chill with his boys
And only wanted to buy his baby toys and sat on the couch, that potatoe ass ##### eatin chip ahoy\'s
Be honest? Because we all have done some dumb s###
But how many of you dumb chics gonna be left lookin dumb quick when valentine\'s day roll around?
It\'s more than just a day to get away it\'s a day that should be cherished with your loved one..... one..... one
That guy that took your breath away everyday
Now how many of you ladies done the dumb? Just put your hands up and I say, me!
Damn...a lot of you have.... and a lot you need to get a cavity check!

Commitment is the most beautifulest feeling in the world
Especially when you feel like you could share it with a chic you could hold on to and call your baby girl
And...I... have that one I can hold on to and call my baby girl right now but ummm I ain\'t pushin it though
Because this poem is for you not about me right now!
How many of you ladies done the dumb s###? Like leave a guy because his head was to big,
because his ass was to wide, because he had a shorty short between his thighs?
Now I know that s### ain\'t gotta go that route all the time, ladies
If his head to big, just put a cap on his head when you two are in public!
If his ass is to wide, get that dude some nice jeans that you seen him with in your fantasie and dreams
If his shorty short is to short ladies, persuade the guy to get a pump instead of lookin like willy lump lump
Just make him your man, If his apperence can\'t do it than damn do somethin to it
But most of you ladies be doin males wrong and claim you can\'t find nobody
Damn... a lot of you do need cavity checks