I can do better

Don't walk up to me
with liquor on your breath
because I won't give you a second glance

Don't come to me
with your problems and excuses
because you won't get a second chance

Don't come over to my house
as high as a kite
because the moment you walk in
I'll throw you back out that door

Don't call me up
when you're at a party
drunk with all your friends
because I'll hang up on you

Don't crawl into my car
smelling like smoke
because then you'll get sprayed
with my favorite perfume

Don't invite me over
to watch you favorite porn movie
because I ain't into that

Don't ask me to talk serious
because I don't want to hear
your monotone voice
because I've learned
I can do better then you