The Perfect Guy.

by Sierra   Apr 5, 2006


The perfect man is gentle,
Never cruel or mean,
He has a beautiful smile,
And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children,
And will raise them by your side,
He will be a good father,
As well as a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking,
Cleaning and vacuuming too,
He'll do anything to his power,
To convey his feelings of love on you.

The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name,
He's a best friend to your mother,
And kisses away your pain.

He has never made you cry,
Or hurt you in any way,
Oh screw this stupid poem,
The perfect man is Gay.

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  • 18 years ago

    by perfectlyBROKEN

    Lol.....i thot u wuld of got confusd where 2 put it so u slippd it n sumwhr bt dat waz wesme.Ur funny ae. Really gud....keep writing

    Hannah 5/5 4 u

  • 18 years ago

    by Switchblade89

    Hahahaha...as I was reading I was thinking why did she put it here...until I got to the end...that was funny.

  • 18 years ago

    by roxana

    Funny! nice though! not necessarely true! but the right person is ussually a gay one! specially for a female!

  • 18 years ago

    by Jaime

    This would have been funny. Except I've seen it many times, and you didn't even add a note on the bottom saying you didn't write it.

  • 18 years ago

    by Marina

    Lmao, this is hilarious! i loved it! for a bit, i was wondering why the hell you put it in funny poems..and then when i read the last line, i just cracked up! keep writing!

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