Surprise!!

by Dan Bloom   Apr 10, 2006


If only you could know
how i really feel about you
the way you kiss me
the things that you do

well now you should know
why you should despise
but I'm not ashamed
its just a surprise

i don't feel for you
the way you feel for me
it just isn't the same
the way that we should be

and theres something you should know
when i kiss you it feels like kissing a brother
and now you will see
that really I'm in love with your mother

sure she reminds me of you
your looks, your smile,and the things that you do

but really that doesn't cut it for me
its your mother,forgive me, shes just truly meant to be

And I'm sorry to tell you
your mom wants me too
were finally getting married
like we both want to do

Now you'll get what you want
Well be related
you'll be my new daughter
just not the one i created

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  • 13 years ago

    by H. Elizabeth

    Oh Danny that was hilarious!
    You really should write more funny poems -- --you're good at it.
    Haha (-:

  • 15 years ago

    by RetroRavey

    Oh wow... that's so terrible, but in the funny way... Usually I don't read the funny poems, but this one was good. It truly made me lol... :D 5/5

    ~Ravyn

  • 16 years ago

    by On Cupids Bad Side

    Haha that was so crazy!! (in a good way)
    made me laugh, i loved it =)

  • 17 years ago

    by Christine

    Danny that is disgusting and funny

  • 17 years ago

    by CiNDY iS BAkk

    Ha ha ha ha......lol this was a funny poem! I would've been so mad at you and my mom I wouldn't even talk to my mother ever again and i would run away! Good poem!!!! 5/5
    ~*~Cindy~*~

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