There was this lady who had a pariot and ever time she would go to the restroom he would say polly want a cracker she got so tired of it and said next time you say that im gonna flush you down the toilet so he said it again \"polly wanna cracker\" she said \"ok 2 more chances\" he said it again \"polly wanna cracker\" she gave him one more chance he said it again \"polly wanna cracker\" so the next day she flushed him down the toilet and his last words were \"FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER ON A CHOCLATE LOG\"!!!!!!!!!!!
