A simple friend...and real friend

Anyone can stand by you when you are right,
but a true Friend will stand by you even when you are wrong...
A simple friend identifies himself when he calls.
A real friend doesn\'t have to.
A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life.
A real friend says, \"What\'s new with you?\"
A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent.
A real friend says, \"You\'ve been whining about the same thing for 14 years.
Get off your duff and do something about it.\"
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn\'t know your parents\' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it\'s not a friendship until after you\'ve had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
Somtime, somplace
i looked back on my past
i remebered the years i cried
the jokes i laughed at
the things that i missed and lost
but onething that ill never forget
the day you became my friend
all the time ive spent with u
puts a smile on my face
i hope one day ill be with you again
somehow somtime somplace
a friend will come and a friend will go
the season will change and the time will show
but one thing that will never change is the our friendship and still i hope that
youll be there for me
and ill be there for you
sometime...someplace my friend