A Poem For Women

I shave my legs
I sit down to pee
And I can justify any shopping spree
Dont go to a barber but a beauty salon
I can get a massage without a hard-on
I can balance the checkbook
I can pump my own gas
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass
My beautys a masterpiece and yes, it takes long
At least I can admit to others when Im wrong
I dont drive in circles, at any cost
And I dont have a problem admitting Im lost
I never forget an important date
You just gotta deal with it, Im usually late
I do watch movies with lots of gore.
Dont need instant replay to remember the score.
I wont lose my hair, I dont get jock itch.
And just cause Im assertive, Dont call me a b*t$h.
Dont say to your friends, "Oh yeah, I can get her."
In your dreams, mother trucker, I can do better!
Flowers are okay
But jewelry is best
Look at me you idiot..
Not at my chest!!!!
I dont have a problem
With Expressing my feeling
I know when you're lying
You look at the ceiling
DONT call me a GIRL
a BABE or a CHICK
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you flick!?!