In the mind of a wife

Asleep in her bed
lookin half way dead
Dreams of the greatest dream ever
About her n a guy lastin forever
The guy was a dream come true
and knew just what to say to you
He was tall,dark,and handsome too

When he smiled he lite up the room and omg he was standing there CLEANING with a mop n broom

Then suddenly he started callin her name ....Michelle ...Michelle
Walk up 2 the ugliest guy sayin\"stop humpin the shelf\"

She falls back asleep
for another dream
this time she got to the part where he let her rub his fingers threw his hair ...Love was in the air
Then started rubbin his chest
And she heard a lil pest
Sayin ....Michelle Michelle....\"stop humpin the shelf\"

Then finally he asked her what she was dreamin about
She replied oh just you n me doin it from the left to right
infact we did it all day n night
.....THinkin to herself.....What a load of crap....This man is ugly an flat.....And doesn\'t he get the point .....I like to hump the shelf...Next time he says Michelle....I\'ma tell him to go straight to h*ll