Uluru\\\'s Kangaroo

I was walking through old Uluru one hot and sunny day,
When i came across a kangaroo he said "wait a sec. What's your name?"
I looked at him for ages me mouth dropped open wide,
I looked at me good, old friends house and tried to run inside,
But he stopped me with just one move of his bloody big tail,
So i jumped to the east and i jumped to the west and i kept telling myself all i needed was rest,
I rubbed my ears in hope i was hearing things,
but before i knew it he started to sing,
i ran around a garbage bin for a while,
but no matter where i was stood he with a smile,
But before i knew it he pulled out a shoe that was six foot long and made for two,
"good gosh Joe Blogs. I would rather wear a pair of clogs,
"try it on" said Roo to me,
"it fits like a glove soon you will see
as big as it is and made for two lets try it on me and you. I'll go right and you go left"
"No thanks i said, I'll pass you keep it to your self.
goodbye Mr. roo Nice meeting you."
Thats my whole story I hope it makes history.