THE CRAZIEST DAY EVA

One hotz Saturday mowin’, ma friendz Mica, Sandy and I decided tah go to San Joze becoz’ of the new theme park that will close on Sunday. But I know my friend Sandy juzt wanna go der tah meet new peepz, but she still came wit us. We decided tah go der ‘round two o’clock sharp at da aftanoon. It wuz a good day tah relax ‘n it wuz a hotz day too...when I say hot I meant...whooo...”HOT.” Also good day tah have “FUN”, have some gurlz bonding, ‘n yah know...meet new peepz.
From da three of uz, ma friend Sandy wuz the only one who is afraid of heightz. And wen I say ‘bout heightz, I meant thoze rolla costaz, kiddy slidez, ‘n those other high stuffz make yah pee on yo pantz, yah feel me? Yah can’t even tell her itz gonna be foine ‘n juzt relax. She will juzt get out from da line, screamz az if someone wuz someone’s gonna kill her, ‘n wuz runnin’ at d same time. I was like dang gurl, how’d you learn tah run dat fast? So tah change the subject, we were der lookin’ fly, with those stunna shades, ‘em new jordans, those new outfits ‘n wit a brand new jacket dat I bought last Friday. Ma otha two friendz bought deyz outfitz at Serramonte ‘n wasted all deyr money juzt tah look good. They were wearin’ thoze stunna shades, new jacketz, ‘n they were wearin’ an earrings that as big as ‘dem hoopz ring. But even tho, we still lookin’ off the hook, ‘n with thoze eyez poppin’ out from their headz, we sure know we look good.
Anyways, all peepz were lookin’ at uz like...whoaaa! So we said “Dang gurlz, dis gonna be a good day.” We walked ‘round juzt havin’ some fun ‘n tryna eat wut we want when, an idea came up. I juzt suddenly wanna get in line and ride somethin’. So I asked ma friend Mica if she wanna, she said “Yeah, sure! I ‘ll go.” But den ma other friend Sandy doesn’t wanna ride any, ‘n juzt wanna look fly as hell. Of course, we didn’t let her, my friend Mica and I started draggin’ her, ‘n at the same time findin’ a ride that lookz fun. So we chose tah ride the rolla costa. Mayn! Sandy’s eyez went like whoaaa, Mica and I said “Dis is gonna be fun.” We saw few peepz in line waitin’ so we took thee chance ‘n we started runnin’ toward thee line. So when we’re in line, ma friend Sandy wuz keep on buggin’ me that she doesn’t wanna ride it, but I said “Who cares, yah can do it gurl,‘n you should alwayz go against yo fear,” but we can’t do anythin’ ‘bout her. When it wuz our turn tah ride the rolla costa, I said tah myself “Hell yah, it’s gonna be fun.” So we sat down togetha’, Mica and I lookin’ soo exicted, ‘n Sandy lookin’ all worried that she might die. I said tah her, “Chill out gurl, we’re here tah have some fun right?.” As the rolla costa started movin’, I suddenly realized when I turned back tah face Sandy, that she had left. I didn’t know wut had happened tah her, but we saw an empty chair. Down der we saw her skinny a** wavin’ at uz, so we’re like “Wut the hell? How’d she got down there sooo fast?.” Afta that, I told tah myself, neva eva drag someone tah ride a rolla costa if deyr scared of heightz, coz yah neva know wut they’ll do. Whatta crazy day!