Another SEX Poem

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you an a** to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count??!!