Not the poem my boyfriend wanted

So we\'ve been going out for a week and a half
And you call yourself the boss
Yea I guess I\'ll let u think that
You never really got close to me
because,
PDA used to be a no no
That also includes sucking toes
Yea that is seriously still gross
But you\'re sweet like glucose
My hair color you don\'t like
And somehow I always start some stupid fight
But you have to admit i know how to make it alright
Especialy when I bite
I can\'t come to your house to just hangout
Because it end up like RAW and u\'d get laidout
All your pictures turn out awful
Even though you skin is beautiful like caramel
You don\'t think the man sweater
Though I think it\'s hot
When it\'s me and you it\'s pretty much a fleshpot
I don\'t know if I used that the right way
But at least I don\'t go down like Pompeii
Yea so anyway
That striptease
It isn\'t something done my ladies
So have a nice night
Don\'t let the bed bugs bite
And be happy that this poem I did write