Restraining Order

Okay, so I hacked into his e-mail
And told his friends he's gay
And I might've erased some important project
I admit I got a little carried away...

He filed me a restraining order, really it's not fair!
And all because I loved him just a little more...
And I might've slipped some glue into his hair,
But that's called having fun, isn't it?

So I kind of scratched his new girlfriend's car
But I've nothing against her, cross my heart and hope she dies.
And I once dropped some poison into his cat's food...
Really I'm so clumsy, I do nothing good.

Yeah so he looked out the window and saw me with a telescope...
I was just admiring the stars above his house!
And I can swear I really had intended
To look at a star, not to see him naked!