Mr Billy Bob

Mr Billy Bob lived long ago
he had a son who's name was Poe
he raised him good and smart
taught him to be polite and not to fart

One day while Poe was on a stroll
he ran into a big pink pole
backed away and it was a sign
it was so shiny it was fine

He said pardon me to the sign above
and gave the pole a big fat hug
people around started to turn
poor Poe's cheeks started to burn

The moral of this poem is
do not raise too polite kids.