Twisted

One bright day, in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they called in a refferee
Back to back they faced eachother,
Drew their swords and s h o t eachother
A deaf policeman heard the noise
He came and shot the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true..

Ask the blind man, he saw it too.