Fallin on my face

Walkin down the stairs
Was how it all starts,
Dodged past me bro
Whos known for his farts,
Walkied to fast
And tripped to quick,
Fell down like me gran
Without her walkin stick.
Got back up,
Slipped back down,
Over sum glasses,
lyin around.
Got back up again,
Went to the door,
Mum came in with shoppin bags
And knocked me to the floor.
\"THATS IT ! IM LEAVIN!
I HATE THIS PLACE!
I CANT GO 2 SECONDS
WITHOUT FALLIN ON ME FACE !!!!\"