A proud Aussie.

*You might not follow it 100% if you're not an Aussie, but you might*

Aussie Aussie Aussie!
Oi Oi Oi!
I am a bloke,
I'm not a bloody boy.

Down here in Oz,
We've got some good looking sheilas,
And drinking VB,
Is the ultimate healer.

I watch the footy,
Down at the pub,
Then me and the old man,
Get us some grub.

I chuck on a beater,
I dress like a true blue,
I have a mullet,
And I love my cricket too.

I wear thongs,
But they go on my feet,
When I catch a taxi,
I take the front seat.

BBQs in summer,
And sport all year,
We're our own people,
Way down here.