Part one of a story

Wah wah the baby went
wah wah she went for 2 straight minutes
(Crystal) says: Mommy why do babies cry all the time?
(Mother) says: Because that\\\'s what babies do when some one dies or is about to die. (Crystal) so every time I cried when I was an infant, someone was probably about to die. (Mother) well yes honey, seeing that people all over die, at least one person per the second, that then makes babies all over cry constantly. (Crystal) okay mom if you say so, I\\\'m going to ask my teacher tomorrow.
Hi Ms. Green
Hi Crystal, what do you have for me today?
(Crystal) Well, I asked my mom why babies cry all the freaking time, and she said because some one is about to die, and I also heard that it\\\'s because an angel is getting their wings and the baby is jealous or something, what do you think?
(Ms. Green) Well being a mother myself, I feel that they just cry when in need of attention, in need of their bottle, sleepy, or their gums may ache. I mean that could be more of the reason, than any others that you may have found, If I may say so that is, but then again it could be anything.
(Crystal) Well through, the studies of why babies truly cry so much, I have heard lots of different reasons, and I mostly believe my teacher miss Green, because of her being a teacher and a mother, and the fact that her reasoning sounds more true than others, gives me more of a fact to why babies truly cry.
2 hours later -
wah wah the baby went
wah wah she went for a constant hour
whats wrong Crystal asked her mom?
(Mother) I guess someone\\\'s going again.
(Crystal) mom I don\\\'t believe you, that sounds like some twisted stuff your saying, Miss Green, said that it\\\'s because of the simple things like, pain and hunger and what not, that\\\'s all. By the way mom, have you seen dad, I want to see what he has to say about the baby thing. (Mother) Well you know he\\\'s always busy, but maybe we should call him and see what\\\'s going on, shoot I just noticed, it has been about 12 hours since we\\\'ve heard from him, he can\\\'t be that busy at work. (Crystal) Okay mom I\\\'ll see what\\\'s up with him, what\\\'s his number? (523) 953-1952. Okay.
(While dialing the number, the baby starts to cry again, wah wah she goes, wah wah she continues and doesn\\\'t stop. Crystal\\\'s father picks up, and she says hi and then he hangs up.) (Crystal) Mom that was weird, he just hung up on me after I said hi. (Mother) Okay, let me try on the house tele real quick. (Crystal) Okay mom, by the way, can you please ask him about the baby thing. (Mother) Okay sweetie. (532) 953-1952....
Hello may I speak to Ron. (Unknown Person) This is his cell, but he\\\'s not around right now, he\\\'s in the restroom, who may I ask is calling??? (The baby is still crying and the mother is at pause, without a thought or who\\\'s in the room around her, she asks in a loud tone, \\\"who in the freak is this\\\"? The lady answers, my name is Miss Green, who is this, ummmm why are you with my husband Ms. Green? Husband, who is this, why are you playing games? This is Crystal\\\'s mom and that is her father, what the heck is going on with you two. Well I am sorry to inform you on this, but he\\\'s my husband as well, seems as though we need to speak. (Crystal) Mom have you talked to him yet? I want to know why the baby is still crying like crazy. (Mother) Well I can tell you exactly why she\\\'s crying. It\\\'s because just like I said before, someone is about to die. (Crystal) Who mom? And why do you have such a bad look on your face, and what\\\'s going on with dad, why aren\\\'t you talking to him? (Mother) Well sweetie it\\\'s like this, mommy just caught daddy doing something he shouldn\\\'t be doing, so he\\\'s not going to be coming home anymore. And thus the baby continues to cry...... And the story ends for now.....

By Jason Finney
aka. The illusionists