Lazy Dog Dangling Day

It starts with the alarm six oclock in the morning,
Risen From the bed hairs a mess an im yawning,
Looking out my window an I see a rains a pouring,
I go back to sleep narcoleptic and Im snoring,
So I kick back relax get ready to make tracks advance in doubled T-shirts an baggy pants,
On the sofa,
Tripping on Prozac,
Gripping my gonads,
Im also schizophrenic.....And so m I,
Sometimes I repeat myself like Jimmy 2 times..2times...
And if the price is right Im buying your life,
Like thief in the night,
I come wielding a knife,
Try to screw your daughter raw but then leave with your wife,
She tell u Im nice but then I turn sly,
Around you guys who speak nothing but those fictional lies,
You either like me or despise me cause I got two minds,
Split, sitting behind these two trusty blue eyes,
Im a giant who steps on you flys,
Take my advice,
Leave now or get sliced,
You in a sudden decline,
Ill stay behind till 9 to 5,
And when I go home at night,
I dont have time to write,
Im sick of my job,
Moping these floors an lugging those boxers,
Im Killing my work friends and boss,
With no great love loss,
I waltz in the place late and blow the women head clean off,
Full of hate,
Id like to say now I have a gun and none of you are safe