My Shampoo Has a Story to Tell

The tales through my song
As the water runs free
Supply ammo to the suds
That surround all of me

The secrets that I sing
Are captured in my tub
Released every day
While I so crazily scrub

The naughty touch
Can only be seen by one
For the bottle sits all alone
Watching till I'm done

Who pees in the shower
Only the shampoo has seen
For if that slimy stuff could talk
It would tell stories so obscene

Soapy love making
Between the passionate couple
If that damned shampoo could talk
It would surely tattle

I would like to assure everyone
That none of this nonsense is true
So please mind your own business
And don't interrogate my shampoo

Thanks to Sunny who got my whacky side flowing! I've never done such a crazy poem! Wow...this one made me LAUGH uncontrollably! Thanks so much Sunny...I'm not sure if you know just how much I appreciate this! I had a lot of fun! Lord knows I needed it...ENJOY PEOPLE! HAHAHAHA