I used to think you were hot,
Until I saw your teeth,
I used to think you were nice,
Until I heard you speak.
I used to think you had nice hair,
Until you got it cut,
I used to think you smelt good,
Until I smelt the pot.
I used to think you were considerable,
Until you did a fart,
I used to think you were a SNAG,
Until you broke my heart.
