F.u.c.k Her Gently

This is a song for the ladies But Fellas listen closely
You don't always have to f.u.c.k her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right,to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f.u.c.k.i.n' give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say "Please..."
Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."

I'm gonna f.u.c.k you, softly
I'm gonna s.c.r.e.w you gently
I'm gonna h.u.m.p you, sweetly
I'm gonna b.a.l.l you discreetly

And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute Sally"
"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's f.u.c.k.i.n' team work!

What's your favorite posish
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar!

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I f.u.c.k.i.n f.u.c.k you discreetly
And then I f.u.c.k.i.n bone you completely
But then I'm gonna f.u.c.k you haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard

[thanks to Tenacious D for this lyrics and jack black to sing this shit]