A guy and his girlfriend were riding a motorcycle at the speed of 150 kph.
Girl: Slow Down!
Guy:I'll slow down if you tell me how much you love me.
Girl: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! now please slow down! i'm getting scared!
Guy:Hug me tight and kiss me.
Girl:(hugs and kisses the guy.) can we please slow down now?
Guy:okay, but first take my helmet off and wear it 'coz its bugging me.
The next morning on the paper: A Guy and his girlfriend in a motorcycle crashed into a building because the brakes were damaged. The guy was found dead and the girl survived.
