Acting Normal - Easier Said Than Done.

I try to get your attention,
But it only causes disasters.
I try to talk to you,
But it's more like tongue twisters.

I walk up to you to say hi,
And I trip over nothing.
AH, why do you do this to me?
I only loose my cool when your looking.

And when you talk to me,
It only gets worse.
I always get really red and mumble,
Like some kind of curse.

One of these days,
I'm going to act normal around you.
Even though the chances of that happening,
Are very few.