Teachers pet

The teachers in my school must think
there working in a zoo.
Their classrooms feature many a creature.
Here are just:

Mr Lee has a chimpanzee.
It leaps out and wriggles.
it pulls his hair and bumps his chair
and gives us all the giggles.

Mrs drake has a ten foot snake
inside a case of glass.
When children shout she lets it out
to quieten down the class.

Mr Matt has a vampire bat
with teeth that smile and bite.
When its time for sums it shows its gums
and helps us get them right!

Mrs Rider wears a spider
dangling from one ear.
It does no harm. Its meant to charm,
but it fills us full of fear.

Mr Breeze keeps jumping fleas
in a jar on the window sill.
i wonder why his class all cry,
"please sir, we cant sit still."

Mrs Swish keeps angel fish.
They help to calm us down.
their gentle glide drifts deep inside
and smooths away each frown.

But young Miss Sweet, so nice and neat,
has the best pet there can be.
I hope she'll get no other pet,
for neat Miss Sweet has ME!