Haha moms are always trying to make things perfect, even with there sons sometimes. Nothing like going to a prom that isn't even yours and getting some action - slap hands mom. 5/5 GG23

Rofl!

Omg, this is truely (sp?) unique.
I really like this poem.
And I, personally, did not look for grammatical or punctuation errors. Everything about this poem is just plain funny. The set-up, the content, the title.

The perfect funny poem.

Well poised =]

5/5
~Stevie White

Ugh! How horrible! That sounds exactly like something my mom would do, though. Very funny; good job!

It's nice to read a poem on this site that makes me smile:)

1st poem in this category(funny) that Ive read on this site. but if i can get a laugh like this i think I'll give it a go.

being a guy... i was intrigued by the title... and the first two stanzas...

by the end though i was in stitches. nice flow and layout. really hilarious and unexpected

good one