When all else fails, go ask a girl!

There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't

Out of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

Drop the CHOCOLATE and nobody gets hurt.

I'll be nicer if you give me chocolate

Its not the length,
Its not the size,
Its how many times
You make it rise!!

~found this on a keychain~

Energizer Bunny Arrested; Charged With Battery

I can go from zero to b!atch in 2.2 seconds.

I don't have a license to kill, I have a learner's permit.

I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions??