Ass, gas, or grass,
no one rides for free

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

It works better if you plug it in.

If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good,
you should run for your life.

An athiest is a man who has no invisible means of support.

When a man discovered milk came from cows,
what did he think he was doing?

Experience is a wonderful thing it enables yo to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

If you think there is good in everybody..
then you haven't met everybody.

If blind people where sunglasses,
why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

Crime, s e x, alcohol and drugs
Boy, do I love congress!