I would like to help you out,
which way did you come in?

Try to lick your elbow..
no seriously.. try to.

99% of people cannot lick their elbow!

Fact:
only humans and dolphins have s e x for pleasure...

go chicka dolphins cuz them guy dolphin.. whoohoo. damn..lol

Fun Fact:
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. s e x is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever ..

ok whatever the hell hay fever is..

Men are six times more likely to get struck by lightning than women..

hahaha.. thats hilarious.

Did you know that the electric chair was invented by a dentist?

whoa thats scary..

Wow, it's been 4 months and
I still can't say your name
without a crack in my voice..

kristy green copyright 2005

Just give me a reson
to hate him..

kristy green copyright 2005

I hate you so much
I don't even want to be your friend...

kristy green copyright 2005

What did I do to make
you change your mind?
what was so bad of me
that I was left behind?

kristy green copyright 2005