Have you ever noticed if you rearrange the letters in "mother in law" it spells "woman hitler"?

lol. thats funny

Why can people have naked statues outside, but people can't run outside naked?

Why do all superheros wear spandex?

and supermans underwear is on the outside, man whats up with that?

Is it wrong to feed a pig bacon? ;)

Why do people call it an ATM Machine, but know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

If handicapped bathrooms are for people who can't walk,
then why do they put them at the end of the bathroom?

Even the smallest act of kindness says " I care" says " you matter" says " I thought of you"
And lifts so the heart.

JDV

Only in quietness can the infinity of wonder find you.

PB

I'm not a b i t c h
I'm just meaner than you

kristy green copyright 2005

I put two bandaids across my chest
just as a reminder
that i didn't pass your little test

kristy green copyright 2005