Quotes by Courtney Lynn

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  • Have you ever met some one and thought you couldn't live without them?

    Yea? Me either.

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  • "A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on."
    -Samuel Goldwyn

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  • "Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
    -Batman costume warning label

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  • "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Brook Shields

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  • "Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
    - Sign in Budapest Zoo

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  • It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
    --Sam Levenson

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  • I never apologize.
    I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

    -Homer J. Simpson

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  • A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

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  • “Was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?” -- Reverend William Spooner.

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  • The word of the day is legs...
    Lets go home and spread the word.

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